My Work Wife is Ruining My Life
My work wife is the biggest bitch I know. Let me tell you why.
For starters, I can barely focus on my studies. Just knowing she’s watching and waiting for me to give her attention tears away all concentration…
Author: Your Magazine
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Nude
KitKatClub is a well-known club in Berlin and has been around since 1994. KitKat is known first and foremost as a sex club. But, its vast size allows for sex and regular ongoings of a club to coexist. Sex wasn’t what I was seeking. I simply wanted a space where I could dance without the constraint of clothes…
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I Perfect, Therefore I am
My body is an hourglass. My color palette: soft summer. I look best in light blues, butter yellows, and baby pinks. Feminine clothes look best. Do not wear anything baggy…
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Flow
Flow “Flow” uses the human body as a canvas, aiming to add new dimensions to the concept of the portrait. With focus on the art of movement and self expression,…
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The Gatekeeping of Horror
Recently, I watched The Blair Witch Project. I had very low expectations of the movie, because people who’ve watched it before often called it “boring” and said “nothing happens until the last 10 minutes.” While things do heat up at the end of the movie, I would never describe it as boring…
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& the banshees
& the banshees Inspired by the works of Picasso’s blue period, “& the banshees” draws from trad goth subculture to subvert expectations and express the deep rotted emotional core of…
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Does My Journal Think I’m Cool?
I started journaling as soon as I developed both the fine motor skills to hold a crayon as a toddler and the ability to shakily write my ABCs just before kindergarten. I’m self-reflective and analytical to a fault, but after 15 years of putting my thoughts to paper, I somehow still don’t have journaling—something that’s (allegedly) an incredible and meditative tool—figured out…
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Money, Money, Money, Must Be Funny, In Ticketmaster’s World
Any good marriage to live music demands the inevitable affair with Ticketmaster. Since 2021, I have been inching steadily closer to the milestone of 200 live musical performances, having personally attended shows ranging from King Crimson’s final tour, four Clairo concerts, 10 Phish concerts, two Tyler, The Creator concerts, and shamefully, Undertale LIVE and Machine Gun Kelly performances…
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He Reads Didion, But…
I met him first in Barcelona, in the dim light of a friend of a friend’s apartment. He wore a cropped graphic t-shirt and baggy jeans, his nails were painted black, and each knuckle displayed a different thrifted ring. We talked about reality television, as Love Island had just finished, but the conversation rapidly spiraled into a heated debate regarding the free use of filler injections…
